Over optically stimulated, the Jaded Optometrists return to the masses with a one-time show. Building on their ocular expertise, this ensemble will cast paint over canvas with their voices, limbs, and eyes. In a candid fashion, they will bring their experiences of the ocular variation to a more flattering aural alternative. Combining the use of trombone, guitar, bass and colla voce, the opticians will perform operations on the public at large, live.



Callum Mintzis - Horn & Phoropter

Sam O'Halloran - Guitar & Retinal Camera

Robbie Finch - Bass & Tonometer